sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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