hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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