i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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