I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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