with your own penis?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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