Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
This is my gift to your gina
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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