Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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