I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
