is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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