Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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