it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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