Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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