Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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