Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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