I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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