R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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