I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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