The police scanner is talking about you again....
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I love you.
Bad choice
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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