Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
