ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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