I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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