how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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