it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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