Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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