Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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