Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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