I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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