My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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