Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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