I want to stick my p in your. b.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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