that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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