So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Dear god my vagina.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
