redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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