I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize