Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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