I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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