I need help removing her.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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