So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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