Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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