bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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