i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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