I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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