Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
50% drunk capacity currently
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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