If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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