and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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