i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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