Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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