did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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