it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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