He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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