first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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