I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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