she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize